Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
The Olympian is in my bed
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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