Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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