I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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