Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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