Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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