Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
