he wants to bone in the snuggie
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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