he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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