CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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