she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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