where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I think my vagina is haunted
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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