It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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