i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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