Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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