no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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