My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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