we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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