i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Randomize
