So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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