She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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