I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I have aggressive nipples.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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