Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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