Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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