so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
