what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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