he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Randomize
