I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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