whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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