forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
handjob tips. give me some.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I can't turn off my feet"
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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