I want to stick my p in your. b.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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