Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I take back everything I said about communal showers
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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