Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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