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you would pick up someone in the library
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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