my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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