So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Randomize
