That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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