So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Who died my cat blue again?
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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