Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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