There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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