Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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