I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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