dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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