Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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