Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I'm sobbing to NWA
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
