THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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