I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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