scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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