everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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