Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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