So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
True strength comes from lack of pants
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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